# Mathematics Puns

## Algebra Puns

- I’m really good at algebra, I can always find X.
- Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
- Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- I told my algebra teacher I was going to be a mathematician, she said, 'Just be careful not to get too many problems.'
- Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
- Algebraic expressions are like me—always looking for the right factor.
- Why did the fraction feel so sad? Because it was never going to be whole.
- What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
- I’m in a love-hate relationship with algebra. It has too many variables.
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- I’m not a math teacher, but I can definitely help you with your problems.
- What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
- Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
- I tried to solve a math problem, but I just couldn’t find the right angle.
- What’s the official animal of Pi day? The Pi-thon.
- Why do mathematicians argue about numbers? Because they can’t agree on their prime suspects.
- Math teachers have too many problems to solve, and they can’t find the right solutions!
- The mathematician’s favorite place? Times Square.
- I love math—I find it quite add-ictive.
- When I asked my math teacher if she could go to the beach, she said, 'I can’t, I have too many functions to work on.'
- Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated? Because it was never right.

## Geometry Puns

- What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re going round in circles!
- Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
- How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corner, because it’s always 90 degrees.
- I have a lot of problems with geometry, but I’m hoping to get some angles on it.
- Why is the obtuse triangle always so relaxed? Because it’s never right.
- Do you want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on it.
- Why did the square break up with the triangle? It found a better angle.
- Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything, including shapes!
- What’s a geometry teacher’s favorite place in NYC? Times Square.
- You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.
- I told my geometry teacher I couldn’t understand her. She said, 'You just need to find your center.'
- A geometry teacher’s favorite tool? A pro-tractor!
- Why did the triangle sleep? Because it was tired of being acute.
- When the geometry problem was too hard, I knew I had to find the right angle.
- What do you call a monster made of triangles? A trigon-ominus!
- Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
- Why did the circle get kicked out of school? Because it couldn’t stop going around in circles.
- What did the angle say to the other angle? You’re looking acute today!
- Why did the rectangle go to the party? To get some sides!
- Why did the circle break up with the square? It found someone more rounded.
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!

## Statistics Puns

- Why did the statistician bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
- Have you heard about the statistician who drowned in a lake? It was three feet deep on average.
- What do you call an average statistician? A mean person.
- Why did the statistician go to the beach? Because he wanted to find some good samples.
- Never trust a statistician; they’re always trying to skew the results.
- How do statisticians greet each other? 'Long time no see, we should get together for a mean time!'
- Why did the statistician break up with their partner? Too many outliers.
- What’s a statistician’s favorite game? Guess Who?—but they prefer it with data.
- Why did the statistician apply for a job at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough.
- Why was the statistician always calm? They knew how to handle the variability.
- My statistics professor is so boring, he puts the 'mean' in 'mean-spirited.'
- Why did the student bring a pencil to the statistics exam? To draw conclusions.
- How do you make a statistician laugh? Tell them a funny line graph.
- What’s a statistician’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good rhythm—especially a standard deviation!
- Why do statisticians love nature? It’s full of natural logs.
- What did the statistician say when he won the lottery? 'I guess I can’t be that average anymore!'
- Do you know why statistics is so easy? Because it’s all just numbers adding up to something big!
- Why did the statistician get kicked off the plane? He kept trying to calculate the probability of turbulence.
- What do you call a statistician who can sing? A mean tenor!
- Why don’t statistics teachers ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they can always find the mean.
- What’s a statistician’s favorite type of dessert? A pie chart!

## Calculus Puns

- What’s a derivative? A slope with a sense of humor!
- I told my calculus teacher I didn’t understand limits. She said, 'You just need to approach them gently.'
- Why did the calculus book look so sad? It had too many problems.
- Why do mathematicians like calculus? Because it’s all about finding limits.
- I used to hate calculus, but now I think it’s integral to my life.
- What do you call a function that can’t stop singing? A calculus diva!
- Why is calculus like a love story? Because it’s all about the limits and derivatives.
- Do you know why mathematicians are great lovers? Because they know all the right angles.
- Why did the calculus student break up with their partner? Too many unresolved limits.
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite place to relax? The integral!
- What do you call a mathematician who’s great at calculus? A derivative genius!
- Why did the student bring a pencil to the calculus exam? To sketch out the solutions.
- How do you stay warm in calculus class? You go to the integral!
- Why do mathematicians love nature? It has great gradients.
- What did the calculus teacher say to the student who was struggling? 'You’re just not approaching the problem correctly.'
- Why was the calculus student always so optimistic? They knew every problem had a solution.
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good rhythm and a nice integral!
- Why did the calculus student get a promotion? They showed great potential!
- What do you call a mathematician who can’t find the derivative? Lost in space!
- Why did the calculus student fail their exam? They couldn’t find their limits!
- What’s a calculus teacher’s favorite dessert? A sweet integral!

## Number Puns

- Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
- What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
- Why did the number go to school? To improve its digits!
- What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
- Why did seven break up with eight? Because eight was too much to handle.
- What do you call a number that can’t get up? A lazy integer.
- Why do numbers never get lost? They always know how to find their way back to the origin.
- What do you call an angle that’s gone crazy? A lunatic.
- Why do mathematicians love prime numbers? Because they’re not divisible by anyone else!
- Why was the number 10 so excited? Because it was finally a perfect 10.
- How do you make seven even? Take away the 's'!
- Why did the number go broke? Because it lost its value.
- What do you call a number that tells jokes? A pun-derful integer.
- What’s a number’s favorite exercise? The square root!
- What did the calculator say to the math student? 'You can count on me!'
- Why did the number go to the therapist? It had too many issues.
- What do you call a number that loves to dance? A jive-er!
- Why did the number 8 go to sleep? Because it was a little too balanced.
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite drink? Root beer!
- Why did the number get a job? It wanted to earn some interest.
- What do you call a number that tells tales? A story integer!