League Of Legends Puns

Champion Puns

Why did Teemo bring a ladder? To reach new heights!
What does Jinx say when she’s excited? ‘I’m bombed!’
Why did Ashe open a bakery? Because she’s great at frosting!
How does Garen stay so fit? He always spins to win!
Why is Riven so popular at parties? She really knows how to break the ice!
What do you call a cat that plays League? A Purr-inger!
Why did Lux bring a flashlight? To brighten up the room!
What did Darius say to his enemies? ‘You can’t axe me that!’
Why did Zed go to therapy? He couldn’t stop shadowing his problems!
How does Sona keep her music fresh? With a lot of tempo!
What’s Jax’s favorite dessert? A lamp cake!
Why does Rengar always win hide and seek? Because he’s a master tracker!
What’s the best way to catch a fish in Summoner's Rift? With a hookshot!
Why did Katarina get kicked out of school? For throwing knives in class!
What do you call a League player who loves to garden? A ‘plant’ support!
Why does Lee Sin never lose his keys? Because he always finds the right path!
What’s the best way to communicate with a champion? Use ‘R’ for response!
Why did Kha'Zix break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to evolve!
What did the Rift Herald say to the Baron? ‘You’re looking pretty buff today!’
Why is Zilean the best at storytelling? Because he always has a good time!
What do you call a Yasuo who tells jokes? A wind pun-der!

Item Puns

Why did the Infinity Edge break up? It found someone sharper!
What do you call a healing item that tells jokes? A pun-dering!
Why did the Blade of the Ruined King go to therapy? It had too many emotional blades!
How does a champion feel after getting a Lich Bane? Like they’re ready to ‘bust’ out!
What did the Rod of Ages say to the other items? ‘Let’s stick together!’
Why was the Guardian Angel so worried? It always felt like it was on borrowed time!
What’s a champion’s favorite drink? A potion of pun-derstanding!
Why did the Frozen Heart start a band? Because it had a cool beat!
What did the Boots of Mobility say to the other items? ‘I’m always on the move!’
Why did the Sunfire Cape become an actor? It wanted to be in the spotlight!
What’s a support’s favorite snack? A health potion and some mana chips!
Why was the Rabadon's Deathcap so confident? It knew it had a big hat to fill!
How does a champion feel after buying a Warmog's Armor? Invincible!
What did the Spirit Visage say to its owner? ‘I’ve got your back!’
Why did the Hextech Rocketbelt join the gym? It wanted to get explosive gains!
What’s a champion’s favorite game? ‘Item or Not Item’!
Why did the Zeke's Convergence get invited to parties? It knew how to bring the synergy!
Why did the Thornmail start a fashion line? Because it had the best ‘armor’!
What did the Essence Reaver say at the comedy club? ‘I’m here to reclaim my essence!’
Why did the Banshee's Veil get a promotion? It always knew when to shield!
What do you call a champion with all the items? A ‘fully-loaded’ pun-der!

Team Composition Puns

Why did the ADC always carry the team? Because they had the best support!
What do you call a team of mages? A spell-icious group!
Why did the tank always get the best jokes? Because it could take a hit!
What’s the best way to describe a balanced team? ‘Pun-derfully’ diverse!
Why did the jungler break up with the laner? They needed more space to roam!
What do you call a team with too many assassins? A ‘kill’ing spree!
Why did the support always bring a snack? Because it knew how to sustain the team!
What did the team say after winning? ‘That was a pun-derful game!’
Why did the mage refuse to join the team? It didn’t want to get ‘burned’ out!
What’s a team’s favorite sport? Summoner’s Rift-ball!
Why did the top laner always get invited? They were a great ‘top-notch’ player!
What do you call a team with five supports? A ‘heal’ of a team!
Why did the mid laner always stay calm? They knew how to keep their ‘cool’ under pressure!
What’s a champion’s favorite team strategy? ‘Pun-tastic’ synergy!
Why did the ADC and support make a great duo? They had ‘unbe-leaf-able’ synergy!
What do you call a strategy involving all champions? A ‘full house’!
Why did the team always win? They had a great ‘team-spirit’!
What’s the best way to communicate in-game? With ‘puns’ and pings!
Why did the tank join the orchestra? Because it knew how to take the hits!
What do you call a team that always wins? A ‘pun-derful’ squad!
Why did the jungler and mid laner get along? They shared a ‘common ground’!

In-Game Situation Puns

Why did the player get a timeout? They were caught 'AFK-ing'!
What do you call a champion who never backs? A 'lane' squatter!
Why did the enemy team rage quit? They couldn’t handle the ‘pun-ishment’!
What’s a player’s favorite time of the game? ‘Pun-ning’ phase!
Why did the mid laner get lost? They couldn’t find their ‘way’!
What do you call a team that never communicates? A ‘silent’ pun-der!
Why did the player always check the scoreboard? They wanted to keep track of their ‘pun-der’!
What did the jungler say after a gank? ‘That was a ‘pun-derful’ surprise!’
Why did the support always help? Because they believed in ‘teamwork’!
What’s a player’s favorite activity after a game? ‘Pun-dering’ their next move!
Why did the tower always stay calm? It knew it had ‘high ground’!
What do you call a champion who can’t stop talking? A ‘chat-ting’ player!
Why did the player keep dying? They couldn’t stop ‘face-checking’!
What’s a player’s least favorite situation? Getting ‘pun-ished’ in lane!
Why did the enemy team feel rushed? They were always ‘under pressure’!
What did the player say when they got a quadra kill? ‘I’m on a pun-der roll!’
Why did the player always carry a map? They didn’t want to get ‘lost’ in the game!
What do you call a champion that never leaves base? A ‘home-body’!
Why did the player get a promotion? They were always ahead of ‘the game’!
What’s a player’s favorite dessert? A ‘pun-cake’!
Why did the player always bring snacks? They wanted to ‘sustain’ themselves!

Summoner's Rift Puns

Why did the Summoner go to school? To learn about ‘lane’ management!
What do you call it when two champions meet in the jungle? ‘A wild encounter’!
Why did the rift always feel alive? It had a lot of ‘energy’!
What’s a Summoner’s favorite drink? Rift cola!
Why did the Baron get an award? For being ‘top-tier’!
What do you call a match that never ends? A ‘never-ending’ pun-der!
Why did the player always use a map? They didn’t want to get ‘lost’ in the rift!
What’s a champion’s favorite type of music? ‘Rift-rock’!
Why was the jungle always busy? It had too many ‘creeps’ to handle!
What did the river say to the lane? ‘You can always count on me!’
Why did the player love the rift? It was ‘pun-derful’ place to be!
What’s a Summoner’s favorite ritual? ‘Jungle’ blessings!
Why did the Nexus start a blog? To share its ‘core’ values!
What do you call a rift that’s always busy? A ‘pun-derful’ hub of activity!
Why did the minions always hang out in lanes? They were ‘loyal’ to their lanes!
What’s a player’s favorite holiday? ‘Rift-mas’!
Why did the dragon love to sing? It had a ‘fiery’ passion!
What do you call a quiet rift? ‘Summer-nah’!
Why did the player always check the map? They didn’t want to miss a ‘pun-derful’ opportunity!
What’s a Summoner’s favorite game mode? ‘Pun-derstorm’!
Why did the player always stay near the tower? It was a ‘safe haven’!